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“IN 2000 four Americans were charged with importing lobster tails in plastic bags rather than cardboard boxes…three of them got eight years apiece. Two are still in jail.”
– (The Economist: Crime and punishment in America)
Should’ve sent those guys on a backpacking trip in Europe! Only $25,000.
@cafe gratitude
July 22, 2010
waitress: (brings out a milkshake) are you beautiful?
me: no.
i haven’t ordered yet.
me: Just marry me now! I don’t wanna work anymore!
July 21, 2010
Bfffffffff Timothy Lee: I think I’m discovering the gift of celibacy
I wiki-ed “bumble bee.” “Bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly” is a myth. They work like helicopters do.
I liked life better before I wiki-ed.
(john mayer playing, on the drive up to berkeley)
mom: what is this crap? is this music? what’s wrong with his voice?